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[18 Jun 2004|02:13pm]
New journal.
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[18 Jun 2004|11:28am]
Slander!
[info]justcope17 is the secret lovechild of [info]dementio and [info]_catastr0phe!!
[info]child_like and [info]robertsdaughter secretly peed in [info]kiss_me2night's cornflakes.
[info]fairy_crossing and [info]tinkerbell4life do things behind [info]______monorchid's back that are illegal in most of the world.
[info]intheblue002 has no TV licence!
[info]justcope17 knows *just* how long to hold them down for.
[info]dementio, [info]lets_kink_ and [info]love_jeremy are involved in a sordid love-triangle, with [info]saltzburger totally unaware!

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kayla= world's best guitar teacher [17 Jun 2004|09:24pm]
[ mood | chicken? ]
[ music | smoke on water, deep purple (haha kayla) ]

hey homies. at danielle's house. the party was great. i ahd so much fun!! ahhhh.

today was the last day fo school, and unlike most, i wasnt sad because it's not like i'm going to lock myself in a box and never see anyone this summer. i'm going to get together with all of my friends all summer.

of course, i didnt go to any of my classes, mostly i was in mr.b's room the whole day, videotaping random stuff. alex was playing guitar and kayla and i were orgasming the entire time. he's fucking amazing. *pees*

i'm getting a guitar today. if my brother remembers to take it home.

my brother's girlfriend is giving me one of her four guitars. fuck yessss.

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[16 Jun 2004|05:08pm]
ashely alex and gigi are here.

_we walked halfway to coldstone
_almost got raped by a crazy white man with dreds. seriously
_walked back to my house and met gigi
_alex and gigi's mom drove us to coldstone cause we were lazy
_ate 374293679861296419 pounds of ice cream
_watched sing along song videos and stuff
_watched big rock candy mountains
_that is the most psychadelic movie EVER made
_had a lot of trouble with charging the video camera
_made videos
_now we're lighting incense and listening to the wall because the camera died again
_lkghdfkdagkwef

what i would do if i had a penis... for mature audiences only )
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[15 Jun 2004|03:31pm]
today was full of surprises
so i was just thinking about how bad my grades were in homeroom when miss costa says "grace heres your certificate. you're on the honor roll"
i was like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
then i called ym mom in the dressing room and she was like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
i swear i peed. twice.
then blaine told me that i got into algebra AB! jesus, me of all people.

hahahaha

fuck you summer school.


ps. i saw the most hilarious forum on school scandals today. i almost fell off my chair laughing
http://www.schoolscandals2.net/viewtopic.php?p=222822#222822
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kayla might appreciate this. [14 Jun 2004|10:08pm]
[ music | frank zappa, valley girl ]

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I'm getting my braces off, y'know
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really like a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURE
Like those things that like stick in your mouth
They're so gross ..
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, ó know
So you can see my smile
It'll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But NO BIGGIE. .
It's so AWESOME
It's like TUBULAR, y'know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff
Like ÐÀÑ-MAN and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It's like so GROSS...
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, it's like somebody e/ses food, y'know
It's like GRODY...
GRODY TO THE MAX

I'm sure
It's like really nauseating
Like BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSS
I am SURE
TOTALLY .

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david, get your hand out of my vagina [14 Jun 2004|05:15pm]
today was good. kind of confusing.
come to midsummer night's dream, because i'm in the pit. and because i am the boss.
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[13 Jun 2004|10:04pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | brain damage, pink floyd ]

The mother and i got into a huge fight. she told me to leave & she chased me with her car for a mile. then my god damn brother got into it too. now she's threatening me. why the hell wont she go away?

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[12 Jun 2004|09:07pm]
[ mood | on a pink floyd binge ]
[ music | another brick in the wall part 2 ]

got a new incense holder thingy. it's a leaf with this boggely eyed frog on it. yeah i'm sure all of you wanted to know that.

tommorow i have a show & a massage.
yeah, a bunch of finnish women seeing me naked for an hour. one of those times i'm glad i don't have a penis.

i need new cds.

ps. i love each and every one of you.

dhfnsdln )

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i doubt anyone cares about ballet or this entry, but i'll do it anyway [11 Jun 2004|11:47pm]
[ mood | mature audiences only ]
[ music | blibbidy blibbidy blah blah blah ]

saw ballet of frankfurt tonight. not very impressive choreography-wise. meh.
grace is tired. goodbye.

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[10 Jun 2004|03:38pm]
chelsey is here.

ps. fuck you, drama. no one cares about you or any of your stupid problems.
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IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE [09 Jun 2004|03:40pm]
[ mood | a space cadet glow ]
[ music | hey you, pink floyd ]

i had a great day
<3

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[08 Jun 2004|07:52pm]
mmkay. this is my to do list for the summer.

1. get a tan (wow thats gonna be hard considering im like a fucking albino)
2. go to the beach like every fucking day
3. party like it's 1699
4. go swimming in my pool that i never use
5. not to go to summer school
6. go to the cold stone's that just opened by my house every fucking day
7. to lose 387429845 pounds (well, it's gonna be kind of hard if i want to eat cold stone's every single day)
8. to be happier
9. to stop being a bitch randomly
10. to dance a lot more than i am now
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[08 Jun 2004|07:14am]
i have no life )
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ian + mr.novikoff = funny shit [07 Jun 2004|06:47pm]
sixth period was some funny stuff. we are so immature it cracks me up.
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[06 Jun 2004|12:33pm]
Who's going to summer school?

comment.
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if you bite me, i'll bite you harder. [05 Jun 2004|11:06pm]
gabby's party rocked. a lot.

i have pizza all over my ass, my head hurts, my hair is wild, my ears are infected and i smell like m&m's.

that was one awesome night.
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[04 Jun 2004|07:03pm]
today was okay. i beleive i have started a new tred with my necklaces.

after school, i danced for a few hours, then came home and feasted on leftover chicken and 2368 pounds of kettle corn with my mother. we have both majorly procrastinated and have many an hour's worth of work to do.

i fucking hate ms. bedrossian.

tommorow= sex and gabby's party
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[03 Jun 2004|05:14pm]
blehhhhhhhhhhh. fuck you, math final.
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